搞笑的英语个性签名大全一

　　1, encountered in the wild snake how to do? Don't panic, with a gentle smile, an umbrella up, Ptending to be Xu Xian.

　　2, examination, in Pparation for the examination paper to write full" Baidu search, you'll see" mad teacher.

　　3, my mother said: even jealous and filled with drink soy sauce like, can not let others look down on.

　　In 4, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps, you say in return, I can not kicking him?

　　5, the Qingming Festival, this year the students put a false true not easy, even on holidays with the ancestors of light.

　　6, there is two words hurt as million net bug, school.

　　7, chemistry, the chemistry teacher asked:" if your home gas leak, how to do?" , don't panic, some cigarettes, calm down.

　　8, big aunt like ash too wolf, go there to call a sentence, I will be back.

　　9, I like Conan, have a walk and let people die where spirit.

　　10, go to bed at noon the automatic reply as ' and ' students, results and it had a chat at noon.

　　1、在野外遇到蛇怎么办?不要惊慌，面带温润的笑容撑起一把伞，假装是许仙。

　　2、考试，准备在卷子上写满“百度一下，你就知道”气死阅卷老师。

　　3、妈妈说：就算吃醋也要装的跟喝了酱油似的，不能让别人瞧不起。

　　4、我本来想给生活一个吻，而现实却给了我两巴掌，你说作为回报，我能不踹他一脚么?

　　5、清明节，这年头的学生放个假真不容易，连放假都要沾老祖宗的光。

　　6、有那么两个字伤尽千万网虫，开学。

　　7、化学课上，化学老师问：“如果你家的煤气泄漏了，怎么办?”，别慌，点支烟，冷静一下。

　　8、大姨妈就像灰太狼,走的时候总会喊上一句,我一定会回来的。

　　9、做人就要像柯南一样 、有一种走到哪就让人死到哪的精神。

　　10、中午睡觉时把自动回复设成了‘ 然后呢’,结果同学和它聊了一中午。

　　搞笑的英语个性签名大全二

　　You're gone, I found that have no you will void, and your heart had another of her.

　　等你离开，我才发现心里没有你会空虚，而你的心里却有另一个她了。

　　without uproar not unreasonable, don't cry not pride。

　　我很好,不吵不闹不无理取闹,不哭不傲。

　　Time heals almost everything. Give time time

　　时间几乎会愈合所有事情。请给时间一点时间。

　　Trust always can not stand test, appear so vulnerable.

　　信任，总是经不起考验，显得如此不堪一击。

　　The thought of this chick after 90 can be legally married, sister of pear greater! ! ! ! ! !

　　一想到今年90后的小妞都可以合法嫁人了，姐的鸭梨更大了!!!!!!

　　Love to the depths of no parting, students also go hand in hand, death is also accompanied

　　情到深处无别离，生也相随，死也相伴

　　As long as a long time, the distance from a far, what have gone bad.

　　只要时间一长，距离一远，什么都变质了。

　　You're gone, I found that have no you will void, and your heart had another of her.

　　等你离开，我才发现心里没有你会空虚，而你的心里却有另一个她了。

　　Like the wind dunk as pain memories were blown, but love is in imperceptible in the cold.

　　像风灌进回忆一样痛被吹散 ，爱却在不知不觉中着了凉。

　　Some things, I would have forgotten, Some people, I would have care.

　　有些事，我早就忘了;有些人，我早就不在乎了。

　　Texte de la blonde, mais je dis .

　　文字的苍白无力，诉说着我的无奈。

　　It turned out that our heart is an unknown corner, don't want to be uncovered scars.

　　原来我们的心底都一个不为人知的角落，不愿被人揭起的伤疤。

　　The year slowly, and memory that heavy, I often feel live very suffocate.

　　岁月慢慢，回忆又那么沉重，我时常觉得活得很窒息。

　　Happiness is time Pcipitation, smile is the lonely sad.

　　幸福是年华的沉淀，微笑是寂寞的悲伤。

　　You are my heart sunshine, can only look, a touch will burns.

　　你是我心里的阳光，只能仰望，一碰就会被灼伤。

　　What persistent, pursue, lusted after of, is all't take it with.

　　所执着的，所追求的，所贪恋的，都是生不带来，死不带去的。

　　Alone in a noisy walk street, my world still only have me.

　　独自一人走在喧闹的街，我的世界仍然只有我。

　　If this is not love, what is there to look forward to.

　　如果这都不算爱，还有什么好期待。

　　If life only such as first, then timesong will prosperous some.

　　若人生只如初见，那么似水流年会不会繁华一些。

　　How good can shelf life only to tomorrow today.

　　多么好的明天 可保质期只到今天 。

　　I miss you .but I miss you

　　我想念你，但是我错过你了