then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, 等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。

waiting for everything to go wrong all over again. 你的老板对你百般挑剔，

your boss is picking on you, 办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。

and everyone in the office is driving you crazy. 你可能会头疼欲裂，

you might have a splitting headache, 或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，

or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips, 或是指甲长到肉里头了。

or a nasty ingrown toenail. 最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。

all the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim. 这的确很蠢， 因为你只能轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。

this is crazy, because you’re only young once and you’re never