1、吃饱了才有力气减肥。

Eat enough to have strength to lose weight.

2、再难也要坚持！没借口！

Again difficult also want to insist! No excuse!

3、心累是最残酷的减肥方式。

Heart tired, is the most cruel way to lose weight.

4、减肥，是我一生的事业啊！

To lose weight, it is my lifelong career!

5、胖子没资格吃！等你瘦了再说。

Fat man can't eat! When you lost again.

6、减肥成功后，就能抽身而出了。

After success reducing weight, can pull out.

7、别减肥了，丑根本不是肉的错！

Don't lose weight, ugly is not meat fault!

8、看美女一个个活得更滋润，为啥？

See beauty each one live a more moist, why?

9、减肥太累，干脆胖出自己的风格。

To lose weight too tired, just fat out their own style.

10、无心减肥肉再掉，有心减肥减不掉。

Not intentional weight loss meat off again, heart can't seem to lose to lose weight.

11、吃饭虽易，减肥不宜，且吃且珍惜。

To eat is easy, reducing weight is unfavorable, and eat and cherish it.

12、辛辛苦苦几十年，一吃回到减肥前。

Hard for decades, before a eat to lose weight.

13、如果心宽体就胖，那妒嫉定能减肥。

If the heart wide-body fat, the jealousy can lose weight.

14、减肥的誓言，只有吃饱之后才想起。

Weight loss of vow, only remembered that after eat.

15、我比你瘦！比你努力！你活该这么丑！

I'm better than you thin! Than you! You deserve it so ugly!

16、要想瘦，先吃肉。这样你就可以减肥了。

If you want to thin, to eat meat. So that you can lose weight.

17、别吃了别吃了！求求你们了！再求一次！

Don't eat don't eat! Beg you! Ask again!

18、减肥没有那么容易，每块肉有它的脾气。

Weight loss is not so easy, every piece has its temper.

19、减肥努不努力，取决于要泡的人有多帅。

Don't try to reduce weight, how much depends on the people to bubble handsome.

20、商场里漂亮的衣服，难道你不想穿上它？

The mall beautiful clothes, don't you want to wear it?

21、女生永远在减肥，除非遇上喜欢的男生。

Girls always trying to lose weight, unless meet like boy.

22、饿了一个多月没吃胞过今天一定要吃胞他。

Hungry for more than a month didn't eat cell must eat cell him today.

23、死胖子，你活该被人嘲笑，活该没男人要！

Die fatty, you deserve being laughed at, what a suck man!

24、减肥并不容易，每一块肉都有她的小脾气！

Weight loss is not easy, each a piece of meat has her little temper!

25、有种女孩，脑海里只有两件事：吃和减肥。

There is a girl, only two things in mind: to eat and lose weight.

26、减肥这种事情，一般都是胖子喊，瘦子做。

Lose weight this kind of thing, tend to be fat man shout, thin man.

27、你就不怕有人在背后悄悄惊叹你的勇气么！

Aren't you afraid of someone behind his back quietly at your courage!

28、女生不对自我狠心，男生就会对女生狠心。

Girl not self cruel, boys to girls cruel.

29、最需要减肥的不是你的身体，而是你的欲望。

The need to lose weight is not your body, but your desire.

30、别总说减肥，好像你一瘦下来就能飞升似的。

Don't always say to lose weight, it's like you one thin can soar.

31、不好只是幻想自我瘦了的样貌，而不做发奋！

Not just fantasy self thin appearance, and not to do hard!

32、有没有人跟我一样，家里真是个减肥的地方。

Have a person like me, home is a place to lose weight.

33、这世上唯有减肥和爱情，不是付出就有回报。

The only weight loss and love the world, not pay is rewarding.

34、空有一颗想减肥的心，偏偏生了一条吃货的命。

Empty have a heart of want to reduce weight, just gave birth to a version of the life.

35、咱们是胖子营养过剩的胖子少吃点不会怎样的！

We are eat less fat nutrition excess fat won't how!

36、为了感情的兄弟姐妹们，你们更就应有自制力。

In order to the feelings of brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.

37、有时，在减肥与不浪费之间做选择，真的很难。

Sometimes, to make a choice between weight loss and waste not, really difficult.

38、生命在于折腾，减肥就是闲的没事来回瞎折腾。

Life lies in, weight loss is the idle nothing tinkering back and forth.

39、我消极对待减肥，能不能取消我的胖子资格啊。

I react negatively to lose weight, can you cancel my fat qualification.

40、减肥是人生的第二大事，第一大事是好吃好喝。

Weight loss is a second event in life, the first event is delicious good drink.

41、每天坚持减肥，减掉的不只有体重，还有自卑。

Every day to lose weight, lose not only the weight, and low self-esteem.

42、听说过很多减肥的方法，依然胖着过完这一生。

Heard of a lot of weight loss method, still fat after this life.

43、那些想减肥又没有意志力喜欢吃东西的人，没救。

Those who want to lose weight and no willpower likes to eat, no save.

44、要瘦就得付出代价，受不了就继续在胖子行列混。

To thin he must pay the price, can't stand will continue in fatty ranks.

45、夏天要到了！你那象腿就别自讨没趣地穿裙子了！

Summer is coming! The elephant legs don't you cut to wear a skirt!

46、减肥很简单，惯挨饿就行。集中营里没有胖子。

To lose weight is very simple, used to go hungry. Concentration camps have no fat.

47、我试过很多减肥的方法，却仍旧还是这一身肥肉。

I tried many methods of losing weight, but still this body fat.

48、胖子没前途，你心灵再美也就是个好心肠的胖子！

Fat man have no future, your mind again beauty is also a good fat!

49、你难道就喜欢别人对你不堪入目的身材指指点点？

You don't like others ugly body pointing to you?

50、减肥减到标准就行了，不然不吃东西嘴巴苦苦的。

Weight reduction to the standard line, otherwise don't eat your mouth very bitter.

51、减肥的胖子真是伤不起啊，饿的我连觉都睡不着了。

Weight loss is really can't afford to hurt the fat man, hungry I can sleep the sleep.

52、你们给我挺住！都别吃！都嫩么肥了怎样还有脸吃！

You give me go ahead! Don't eat! All tender yao fat how to face and eat!

53、贪吃变懒的年走不动了。在人们的内心，该减肥了。

Greedy lazy walk in. In people's hearts, the lose weight.

54、你们给我挺住，都别吃。都那么肥了怎样还有脸吃！

You give me go ahead, don't eat. So how to have face to eat fat!

55、给大脑减减肥，里面不该装太多的你，已经超重了。

Lose weight to your brain, there shouldn't be with you so much, are overweight.

56、不管用什么方法瘦下来，只要你不控制绝对成功反弹！

No matter use what method thin come down, as long as you don't control the absolute success rebound!

57、为什么减肥这么难呢，因为有许多事放在心里不好瘦。

Why is it so hard to lose weight, because there are many things in my heart not thin.

58、一个人连自我食欲都控制不住，还跟牲口有什么区别？

A person even control myself appetite, also what is the difference between with animals?

59、你怎么就这么喜欢吃东西？你和肉亲啊，还是怎么着？

How do you so like to eat? Meat and you kiss, or what?

60、上天给了我一颗减肥的心，却没有给我一张减肥的嘴。

God gave me a heart to lose weight, but I did not give me a mouth to lose weight.

61、我每天除了吃饭的时间全在减肥，你还说我没有毅力？

Every day I in addition to eating all the time trying to lose weight, you said I don't have the will?